Thursday 6th October 2022 - 15:14:50 

You Try Your Best But....


Things are getting worse, I just can't seem to do the right thing no matter how hard I try...I give up...!!

She says she's absolutely sick of me, what with football, rugby, cricket, motor racing and the odd little bet here and there.

Doesn't seem fair though, she knew I was a mad sports fan when she met me.

Nevertheless, last night being our wedding anniversary, I tried to see things from her side and booked a table for 2, for 8pm.

By 9pm, things were 10 times worse!!! She hadn't potted a single f**king red . . . !

Quotes for Today:

Old programmers never die, they just parse away.

One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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