You Were Really Lucky when I Knocked You Over...

Sunday 24th September 2023 - 22:06:01

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A pedestrian stepped off the curb and into the road without looking and promptly gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.

"You were really lucky there," said the cyclist.

"What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!" said the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.

"Well, usually I drive a bus!" the cyclist replied."

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You Were Really Lucky When I Knocked You Over...