Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 21:36:48 

Young Lady Enrolls For A Woodwork Class

 

On the first day of the school term the teacher was surprised to see a rather prim young lady sitting in the front row of his classroom. Her name was Sarah and she was the only girl to sign up for the woodwork class.

The bemused teacher asked Sarah if she was sure she was in the right class. Sarah assured him that she was.

The teacher, still somewhat puzzled, added, "This course may be a bit out of your league. Do you have any experience at all working with tools"?

"What exactly do you mean" Sarah asked?

"Well, for example, do you know the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt" the teacher expounded?

After pondering for a moment, Sarah admitted, "I really cannot say, since I've never been 'bolted' before".

Quotes for Today:

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
 


One way to keep momentum going is to constantly have greater goals.
Michael Korda  


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine, author 

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