Young Lady Enrolls For A Woodwork Class
The bemused teacher asked Sarah if she was sure she was in the right class. Sarah assured him that she was.
The teacher, still somewhat puzzled, added, "This course may be a bit out of your league. Do you have any experience at all working with tools"?
"What exactly do you mean" Sarah asked?
"Well, for example, do you know the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt" the teacher expounded?
After pondering for a moment, Sarah admitted, "I really cannot say, since I've never been 'bolted' before".