Sunday 27th September 2020 - 00:41:12 

Young O'donnell Rushed Into A Church...

 

...placed his rifle under a pew and entered the confessional. "Father," he said breathlessly, "I've just shot down two British lieutenants"!

Hearing no response he went on: "I also knocked off a British captain"!

When there was still no response from the priest, O'Donnell said, "Father, have ye fainted"?

"Of course I haven't fainted," replied the confessor. "I'm waitin' for you to stop talkin' politics and commence confessin' your sins"!

Quotes for Today:

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
 


One way to keep momentum going is to constantly have greater goals.
Michael Korda  


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine, author 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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