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An Australian soldier’s wife confesses

This came from a Soldier’s wife. It says it all:

I sat, as did millions of other Australians, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power twelve months ago.

At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while Julia Gillard took her oath of office.

However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 SAS Soldiers in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the Prime Minister.

It was then that I realized how far Australia's military had deteriorated.


Every one of them missed the bitch

Would you have passed this student?

Exam' questions:

In which battle did Napoleon die?

# his last battle.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

# at the bottom of the page.

River Ravi flows in which state?

# liquid.

What is the main reason for divorce?

# marriage.

What is the main reason for failure?

# exams.

What can you never eat for breakfast?

# Lunch & dinner.

What looks like half an apple?

#The other half.

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

#It will simply become wet.

How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

#No problem, he sleeps at night.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

#You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?

#Very large hands.

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

#No time at all, the wall is already built.

How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

#Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Solved - A loving present for the girlfriend

The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to place his order.

When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that the present was for his girlfriend's seventeenth birthday and he couldn't decide whether to give her a dozen roses or 17 roses -- one for each year of her life.

The woman put aside her business judgment and advised, "She may be your 17-year-old girlfriend now, but someday she could be your 50-year-old wife".

The young man bought a dozen roses.