Deer Hunter And His Blonde Wife

 

A man decided to take his blonde wife deer hunting for the first time. After he explained the basics to his blonde wife, he told her the most important piece of information: "Whenever you shoot something, make sure to claim it right away or the first person who gets to your kill can claim it as their own, so be quick if we want to have deer meat in the refrigerator" he said!

They departed to their deer boxes and waited for some deer. Minutes later he heard his blonde wife's gun go off. The husband decided to make sure she went to claim her kill instead of giving it away to someone. When he got to his blonde wife she was arguing with another man who was waving his hands in the air.

The man said "OK, fine lady you can have your deer but do you mind if I get my saddle off before you take it away"?






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