First Night For The Newly Married Virgin With A Penis Phobia

 

It was the first night for a newly wed couple. The bride was still a virgin because she has a penis phobia, especially large ones, and she's heard about black men and how they are well hung.

To make his white bride feel at ease, the black groom said to her, "OK, I am going to go outside and slowly show you my dick through the door. Stay calm, there is nothing to be afraid of".

So he walked out, leaving the door slightly ajar and then stuck a little bit of his dick through the gap and asked, "Does that scare you"?

She chuckled a little and said, "Nope"!

He then pushed a little more through the gap and again he asked, "Does that scare you"?

"Nope", she replied.

He pushed some more through the gap and asked, "Does that scare you"?

"Nope", she said happily.

He said, "All right, you seem to be okay with it. I am coming up the stairs now..."






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