The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.
First, the good news Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.
With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow...
...but then the drill sergeant finished his statement:
"Now for the bad news. Private Peters will be driving a truck".
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The idea is to die young as late as possible
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)
Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.
Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".
We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck,
lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.
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