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How To Stop Those Annoying Telephone Calls

 

No doubt it has happened when you are on the train home, have had a busy day and trying to get some sleep. There is always some guy who pulls out his mobile and starts...

"Hi Darling, it's Jimmy. I'm on the train - yes I know it's the 6.30, not the 4.30, but I had a long meeting - no not with the secretary, with the boss - no darling you are the only one in my life - yes I'm sure, cross my heart " etc etc etc.

If this keeps on and does not look as though he is going to stop then shout at the top of your voice,

"Hey Jimmy, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed".

Works even better if you are a guy :)

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