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I Have Just Found Out...

 

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,

informing me that I can have sex at 77!!!

I am so happy because I live at 63,

so it's not far to walk home . . .

and it's the same side of the street.

I don't even have to cross the road!

Update: Check M

Still have sex at 74





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This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
Ancient Persioan saying 


I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.
 


I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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