Tesco Burger Update
They gave me the trots.
I had a Tesco burger last night...
I've still got a bit between my teeth.
I just checked my burgers in the fridge...
And, they're off!
The bloke next to me in Asda's cafe ordered a burger.
The assistant asked if he wanted anything on it.
He replied "Five pounds each way".
When cooking Tesco burgers the correct term is not 'medium to rare', but 'good to firm'.
The German supermarket in Cowplain is selling burgers specially for children...
They're called 'My Lidl Pony'.
I hear the veggie burgers have been found to contain traces of uniquorn.
Sat here reading the label on these Aldi burgers.
It turns out they're fairly low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.
One man has already been hospitalised after eating the offending horse burgers.
His condition is described as 'stable'.
Good thing about these horse puns...
it's stopped all those sick Jimmy Saddle jokes