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The Female Brain Cell

 

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello" she cried, but got no answer?

"Is there anyone here" she cried a little louder? Still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE"?!

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away...

"We're down here".


The female brain cell

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
 


I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Thomas Jefferson 


I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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